Forget pocket change: OpenAI just hauled in $122 billion. Everyone expected a cooldown in AI cash; this flips the script—or does it just inflate the bubble?
Picture your gaming rig belching heat like a volcano, yet dominating every benchmark. AMD's 2011 Radeon HD 6990 wasn't just a card; it was a preview of the raw power driving AI today.
Europe's biggest seed round ever: $1.03 billion for Yann LeCun's anti-hallucination AI startup. Meanwhile, self-coding agents and China's lobster frenzy hint at one-person empires—or total chaos.
Elon Musk's xAI just pulled off datacenter sorcery: zero to gigawatt in under a year. Skeptical? Wait till you see the state-line power hack.